More Kids Books We Probably Invented…

So, last week we already found a load of pretty fucking stupid things aimed at kids. Keeping our respect for humanity at a health 0%, here are eight more things only we would consider appropriate reading material for a 2nd grader!

I mean, who was this illustrated by? Ed Gein?

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

And who knew introductions to bestiality showed up in biology after all? We seem to owe the radical Christians an apology about sex-ed. They were right.

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

Remember kids: animals can be zoophiliacs too!

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

But don’t worry, they included a caution for those kids that were tempted to reenact:

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

Is this a caution or a guide?

And what about the good stuff..? Oh, here it is!

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

And, for those who are into something a little more specific, here comes Mr Crocodile, to illustrate the world for all the seedling Albert Fishes out there!

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

Or for those who swing the other way, what about a wonderful book on not giving a fuck about other people?

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

Or one to remind you that, whoever you fancy, if you’re a freak like us, the abuse never stops?

Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Books.

Become an emotional masochist kid, it helps.