So, last week we already found a load of pretty fucking stupid things aimed at kids. Keeping our respect for humanity at a health 0%, here are eight more things only we would consider appropriate reading material for a 2nd grader!
I mean, who was this illustrated by? Ed Gein?
And who knew introductions to bestiality showed up in biology after all? We seem to owe the radical Christians an apology about sex-ed. They were right.
Remember kids: animals can be zoophiliacs too!
But don’t worry, they included a caution for those kids that were tempted to reenact:
Is this a caution or a guide?
And what about the good stuff..? Oh, here it is!
And, for those who are into something a little more specific, here comes Mr Crocodile, to illustrate the world for all the seedling Albert Fishes out there!
Or for those who swing the other way, what about a wonderful book on not giving a fuck about other people?
Or one to remind you that, whoever you fancy, if you’re a freak like us, the abuse never stops?
Become an emotional masochist kid, it helps.